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Five Ways to Bring Up the Cucurbita Genome at Thanksgiving Dinner

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ Leave a comment

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These Vampiric “Ghost Plants” Will Haunt Your Dreams

October 29, 2017October 29, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ Leave a comment

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Stop Ogling Those Poor Suffering Leaves, Human Meat Bag

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ 1 Comment

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You Won’t Believe These Crazy Grafting Pics

September 28, 2017September 29, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ 3 Comments

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Plant Sperm* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ Leave a comment

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Throwback: Edward Lear’s Nonsense Botany

September 7, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ 1 Comment

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Why Do Onions Hate You?

August 27, 2017August 28, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ Leave a comment

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App Review: “Plant Nanny” Challenges Your Botanical Knowledge and Bladder Capacity

August 18, 2017 ~ planthumorist ~ 1 Comment

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Top 10 Saddest Plant Programmed Cell Deaths

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Viagra Can Help Keep Your Peonies Erect

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